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Two and a Half MenChiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.S8, EP15 "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.
S6, EP11 "The Devil's Lube"When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.
S8, EP16 "That Darn Priest"Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's "husband"; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.
S6, EP12 "Thank God for Scoliosis"Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.
S3, EP12 "That Special Tug"Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.
S3, EP13 "Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.
Rerun Air Date: July 7, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S4, EP21 "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.
S4, EP22 "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.
S4, EP23 "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.
S4, EP24 "Prostitutes and Gelato"Charlie and Alan must confront their "daddy issues" when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.
S5, EP1 "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.
S5, EP2 "Media Room Slash Dungeon"Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.
S1, EP1 "Pilot"Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.
S9, EP19 "Palmdale, Ech"Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers; Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
S9, EP20 "Grandma's Pie"Walden tells Zoey that he will be going into business with his ex-wife (Judy Greer); Lyndsey and Alan grapple with their mothers' new relationship.
S6, EP13 "I Think You Offended Don"Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father; Jake is in a contentious mood, and Charlie thinks he knows why.
S4, EP20 "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.
S9, EP21 "Mr. Hose Says Yes"Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.
S9, EP22 "Why We Gave Up Women"When Alan has a heart attack, Charlie's ghost (Kathy Bates) visits him.
S1, EP2 "Big Flappy Bastards"Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.
S6, EP14 "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"Convinced that Alan is not appreciated by his family, Melissa asks him to live with her and her mother.
S5, EP3 "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
S5, EP4 "City of Great Racks"Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.
S5, EP5 "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
S5, EP6 "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.
S5, EP7 "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.
S9, EP23 "The Straw in My Donut Hole"Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love and affection he receives upon his return from the hospital.
S9, EP24 "Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!"Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.
S5, EP8 "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
S1, EP3 "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
S6, EP15 "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"In an attempt to prove he has changed from his old self, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.
S5, EP9 "Tight's Good"Charlie tries to resist an attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister (Jenny McCarthy).
S5, EP10 "Kinda Like Necrophilia"Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.
S5, EP11 "Meander to Your Dander"Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.
S5, EP12 "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.
S5, EP13 "The Soil Is Moist"Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.
S10, EP1 "I Changed My Mind About the Milk"Walden plans a surprise for Zoey's birthday.
S1, EP4 "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.
S10, EP2 "A Big Bag of Dog"Walden has a breakdown after his relationship with Zoey ends.
S6, EP16 "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives.
S5, EP14 "Winky-Dink Time"Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets up Alan with a prostitute.
S5, EP15 "Rough Night in Hump Junction"Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.
S5, EP16 "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.
S5, EP17 "Fish in a Drawer"A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.
S5, EP18 "If My Hole Could Talk"Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment.
S5, EP19 "Waiting for the Right Snapper"Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.
S10, EP3 "Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt"Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.
S1, EP5 "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
S10, EP4 "You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For"A friend's visiting daughter (Miley Cyrus) makes Walden feel his age.
S6, EP17 "The Ocu or the Pado?"When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.
S6, EP1 "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.
S6, EP2 "Pie Hole, Herb"Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.
S6, EP3 "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.
S6, EP4 "The Flavin' and the Mavin"Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.
S6, EP6 "It's Always Nazi Week"When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.
S6, EP7 "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.
S3, EP14 "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
S3, EP15 "My Tongue Is Meat"When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.
Rerun Air Date: July 13, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S1, EP14 "I Can't Afford Hyenas"Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.
S1, EP6 "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.
Rerun Air Date: July 15, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S6, EP18 "My Son's Enormous Head"Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick and he is forced to take care of her.
Rerun Air Date: July 15, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: July 15, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: July 15, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: July 15, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: July 15, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: July 15, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: July 15, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S1, EP7 "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
Rerun Air Date: July 16, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S6, EP19 "The Two Finger Rule"Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.
Rerun Air Date: July 16, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: July 16, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: July 16, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: July 16, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: July 16, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: July 16, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: July 16, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S9, EP18 "The War Against Gingivitis"Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
S9, EP17 "Not in My Mouth!"A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship; Alan thinks Lyndsey may have a drinking problem.
S9, EP16 "Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy"When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained.
S9, EP15 "The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack"Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
S9, EP14 "A Possum on Chemo"Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
S9, EP13 "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"When Walden's mother (Mimi Rogers) and ex-wife (Judy Greer) try to take over his company, he turns to Alan for help.
S8, EP14 "Looking' for Japanese Subs"Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.
S8, EP13 "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
S8, EP12 "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
S6, EP10 "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.
S6, EP9 "The Mooch at the Boo"Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car.
S6, EP8 "Pinocchio's Mouth"Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.
S4, EP19 "Smooth as a Ken Doll"Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.
S4, EP18 "It Never Rains in Hooterville"After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.
S4, EP17 "I Merely Slept With a Commie"Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.
S4, EP16 "Young People Have Phlegm Too"A more mature woman (Morgan Fairchild) helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.
S4, EP15 "My Damn Stalker"Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher (Allison Janney).
S4, EP14 "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields).
S4, EP13 "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb (Ryan Stiles) making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.
S4, EP12 "Castrating Sheep in Montana"Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).
S4, EP11 "Walnuts and Demerol"Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.
S4, EP10 "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.
S4, EP9 "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.
S4, EP8 "Release the Dogs"Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.
S4, EP7 "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter (Sara Rue); Alan satisfies a secret fetish.
S4, EP6 "Apologies for the Frivolity"Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.
S4, EP5 "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"Herb (Ryan Stiles) and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith, so Alan and Charlie take action.
S4, EP4 "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.
S4, EP3 "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.
S4, EP2 "Who's Vod Kanockers?"Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.
S3, EP10 "Something Salted and Twisted"Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a "good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy," but it does not impress his mother.
S3, EP9 "Madame and Her Special Friend"A wealthy, elderly woman (Cloris Leachman) sets her sights on Alan.
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Original Air Date: Sep 22, 2003
Genres: ComedyTV Series
Rating: TV14
Playback: HD
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