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Two and a Half Men
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S11, EP6 "Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants"
Alan wants to set up a date with Lynda Carter once he learns Walden knows her; Walden begrudgingly agrees to invite Lynda over for dinner.
S1, EP19 "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"
Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.
S11, EP7 "Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie"
Lyndsey's jealousy disrupts Walden's and Alan's dates with beautiful women.
S7, EP6 "Give Me Your Thumb"
Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.
S2, EP6 "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"
Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.
S2, EP7 "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
S2, EP8 "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"
Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.
S2, EP9 "Yes, Monsignor"
Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.
S2, EP10 "The Salmon Under My Sweater"
Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.
S2, EP11 "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"
Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.
S11, EP8 "Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room"
When Alan and Lyndsey's affair puts Walden in danger, he is forced to accept Rose's (Melanie Lynskey) help.
S1, EP20 "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).
S11, EP9 "Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer"
Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information.
S7, EP7 "Untainted by Filth"
Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.
S2, EP12 "A Lungful of Alan"
Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.
S2, EP13 "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"
When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.
S2, EP14 "Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts"
Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.
S2, EP15 "Smell the Umbrella Stand"
Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.
S2, EP16 "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.
S2, EP17 "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor after he injures his back during sex.
S11, EP10 "On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!"
Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.
S11, EP11 "Tazed in the Lady Nuts"
Walden teams up with a beautiful former employee (Odette Annable) on a new project; Alan gives Jenny advice about her girlfriend (Aly Michalka).
S7, EP8 "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.
S2, EP18 "It Was Mame, Mom"
When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner.
S2, EP19 "A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise"
Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.
S2, EP20 "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.
S2, EP21 "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.
S2, EP22 "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.
S2, EP23 "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.
S3, EP21 "And the Plot Moistens"
Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi; Charlie helps Jake prepare a song for his audition for the school musical.
S3, EP22 "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
S6, EP2 "Pie Hole, Herb"
Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.
S6, EP3 "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.
S6, EP4 "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.
S6, EP5 "A Jock Strap in Hell"
The guys run into Jake's former teacher (Alicia Witt) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.
S6, EP6 "It's Always Nazi Week"
When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.
S6, EP7 "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.
S11, EP12 "Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball."
Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.
S11, EP13 "Bite Me, Supreme Court"
Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.
S7, EP9 "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.
S2, EP24 "Does This Smell Funny to You?"
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.
S3, EP1 "Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts"
After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.
S3, EP2 "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"
Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.
S3, EP3 "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"
Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.
S3, EP4 "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"
Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.
S11, EP14 "Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe"
Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.
S11, EP15 "Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin"
Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.
S7, EP10 "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.
S3, EP6 "Hi, Mr. Horned One"
Charlie likes dating Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
S3, EP7 "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.
S3, EP8 "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.
S3, EP9 "Madame and Her Special Friend"
A wealthy, elderly woman (Cloris Leachman) sets her sights on Alan.
S3, EP10 "Something Salted and Twisted"
Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a "good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy," but it does not impress his mother.
S3, EP11 "Santa's Village of the Damned"
Alan dates a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.
S11, EP16 "How to Get Rid of Alan Harper"
Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).
S11, EP17 "Welcome Home, Jake"
Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.
S7, EP12 "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.
S3, EP12 "That Special Tug"
Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.
S3, EP13 "Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"
Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.
S3, EP14 "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"
Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
S3, EP15 "My Tongue Is Meat"
When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.
S3, EP16 "Ergo, the Booty Call"
Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
S3, EP17 "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).
S11, EP18 "West Side Story"
Walden's ex-girlfriend invites him to her boutique opening; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's home.
S11, EP19 "Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang"
After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).
S7, EP13 "Yay, No Polyps!"
Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.
S4, EP1 "Working for Caligula"
Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.
S11, EP20 "Lotta Delis in Little Armenia"
Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.
S11, EP21 "Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot"
Gretchen insists that Alan reveal his true identity to Larry; Walden, Barry and Jenny go on a road trip.
S7, EP14 "Crude and Uncalled For"
A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.
S4, EP2 "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.
S4, EP3 "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.
S4, EP4 "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.
S4, EP5 "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
Herb (Ryan Stiles) and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith, so Alan and Charlie take action.
S4, EP6 "Apologies for the Frivolity"
Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.
S4, EP7 "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter (Sara Rue); Alan satisfies a secret fetish.
S3, EP23 "Arguments for the Quickie"
Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.
S3, EP24 "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.
Rerun Air Date: August 11, 2024
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: August 11, 2024
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S6, EP8 "Pinocchio's Mouth"
Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.
S6, EP9 "The Mooch at the Boo"
Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car.
S6, EP10 "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.
S6, EP11 "The Devil's Lube"
When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.
S6, EP12 "Thank God for Scoliosis"
Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.
S6, EP13 "I Think You Offended Don"
Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father; Jake is in a contentious mood, and Charlie thinks he knows why.
Rerun Air Date: August 12, 2024
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S7, EP15 "Aye, Aye, Captain"
Charlie's relationship with Chelsea is threatened by his jealousy.
Rerun Air Date: August 12, 2024
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: August 12, 2024
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: August 12, 2024
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: August 12, 2024
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: August 12, 2024
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: August 12, 2024
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: August 12, 2024
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: August 13, 2024
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S7, EP16 "Tinkle Like a Princess"
After running off to Las Vegas, Charlie returns with a new wife.
Rerun Air Date: August 13, 2024
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: August 13, 2024
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: August 13, 2024
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: August 13, 2024
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: August 13, 2024
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: August 13, 2024
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: August 13, 2024
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S11, EP5 "Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003"
Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.
S11, EP4 "Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank"
Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan's illicit affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized.
S11, EP3 "This Unblessed Biscuit"
When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.
S11, EP2 "I Think I Banged Lucille Ball"
Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).
S7, EP5 "For the Sake of the Child"
After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.
S7, EP4 "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.
S6, EP1 "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.
S5, EP19 "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.
S5, EP18 "If My Hole Could Talk"
Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment.
S5, EP17 "Fish in a Drawer"
A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.
S5, EP16 "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.
S5, EP15 "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.
S3, EP20 "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith.
S3, EP19 "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women.
S3, EP18 "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.
S3, EP5 "We Called It Mr. Pinky"
Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love, and Rose says his inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother.
S2, EP5 "Bad News From the Clinic"
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.
S2, EP4 "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.
S2, EP3 "A Bag Full of Jawea"
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.
S2, EP2 "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
S2, EP1 "Back Off Mary Poppins"
Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.
S1, EP24 "Can You Feel My Finger?"
A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.
S1, EP23 "Just Like Buffalo"
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
S1, EP22 "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).
S1, EP21 "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).
S1, EP18 "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).
S1, EP17 "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
S1, EP11 "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.
S1, EP10 "Merry Thanksgiving"
In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.
S1, EP9 "Phase One, Complete"
Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.
