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Two and a Half Men

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

S12, EP6 "Alan Shot a Little Girl"

Alan decides to break Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis.

S2, EP6 "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

S12, EP7 "Sex With an Animated Ed Asner"

Walden and Alan befriend three mothers, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them; Alan joins a group of moms on a girls night.

S7, EP18 "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"

Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.

S4, EP24 "Prostitutes and Gelato"

Charlie and Alan must confront their "daddy issues" when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.

S5, EP1 "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.

S5, EP2 "Media Room Slash Dungeon"

Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.

S5, EP3 "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"

Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

S5, EP4 "City of Great Racks"

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

S5, EP5 "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

S12, EP8 "Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey"

Alan and Walden are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

S2, EP7 "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

S12, EP9 "Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey"

Walden discovers how difficult it is to be with women with Louis in the house; Herb asks Alan if he can take Lyndsey on a date.

S7, EP19 "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"

Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).

S5, EP6 "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

S5, EP7 "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"

Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.

S5, EP8 "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.

S5, EP9 "Tight's Good"

Charlie tries to resist an attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister (Jenny McCarthy).

S5, EP10 "Kinda Like Necrophilia"

Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.

S5, EP11 "Meander to Your Dander"

Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.

S4, EP1 "Working for Caligula"

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.

S4, EP2 "Who's Vod Kanockers?"

Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.

S6, EP14 "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"

Convinced that Alan is not appreciated by his family, Melissa asks him to live with her and her mother.

S6, EP15 "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"

In an attempt to prove he has changed from his old self, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.

S6, EP16 "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"

Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives.

S6, EP17 "The Ocu or the Pado?"

When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.

S6, EP18 "My Son's Enormous Head"

Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick and he is forced to take care of her.

S6, EP19 "The Two Finger Rule"

Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.

S2, EP8 "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"

Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.

S12, EP10 "Here I Come, Pants!"

After the social worker discovers that Alan and Walden are not really a gay couple, Alan tries to help Walden keep Louis.

S12, EP11 "For Whom the Booty Calls"

When Walden joins a support group for adoptive fathers, he discovers that it is a nice getaway from Alan.

S7, EP20 "I Called Him Magoo"

Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the "girlfriend experience."

S5, EP12 "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"

Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.

S5, EP13 "The Soil Is Moist"

Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.

S5, EP14 "Winky-Dink Time"

Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets up Alan with a prostitute.

S5, EP15 "Rough Night in Hump Junction"

Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.

S11, EP1 "Nangnangnangnang"

Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

S5, EP16 "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"

Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.

S11, EP2 "I Think I Banged Lucille Ball"

Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).

S5, EP17 "Fish in a Drawer"

A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.

S12, EP12 "A Beer-Battered Rip-Off"

Walden worries that Louis' adoption will be impacted when Alan breaks up with their social worker in order to get back together with Lyndsey.

S2, EP9 "Yes, Monsignor"

Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.

S12, EP14 "Don't Give a Monkey a Gun"

When their divorce becomes official, Walden offers Alan a gift; Alan's impractical choice strains his relationship with Lyndsey.

S7, EP21 "Gumby With a Pokey"

While Alan and Jake are away on a road trip, Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.

S5, EP18 "If My Hole Could Talk"

Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment.

S5, EP19 "Waiting for the Right Snapper"

Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.

S6, EP1 "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"

Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.

S6, EP2 "Pie Hole, Herb"

Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.

S6, EP3 "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"

Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.

S6, EP4 "The Flavin' and the Mavin"

Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.

S12, EP15 "Of Course He's Dead -- Part One"

Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.

S2, EP10 "The Salmon Under My Sweater"

Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.

S12, EP16 "Of Course He's Dead -- Part Two"

Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.

S7, EP22 "This Is Not Gonna End Well"

After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.

S6, EP5 "A Jock Strap in Hell"

The guys run into Jake's former teacher (Alicia Witt) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.

S6, EP6 "It's Always Nazi Week"

When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.

S6, EP7 "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"

Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.

S9, EP1 "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt"

After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a broken-hearted billionaire.

S2, EP11 "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"

Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.

S9, EP2 "People Who Love Peepholes"

Walden's ex-wife, Bridget (Judy Greer), turns up.

S8, EP1 "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"

Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.

S9, EP3 "Big Girls Don't Throw Food"

Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget (Judy Greer); Jake decides to drop out of school like Walden did.

S2, EP12 "A Lungful of Alan"

Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.

S9, EP4 "Nine Magic Fingers"

Walden searches for love; Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey.

S8, EP2 "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"

When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.

S6, EP20 "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"

Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.

S6, EP21 "Above Exalted Cyclops"

Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.

S6, EP22 "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"

Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.

S4, EP3 "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"

Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.

S4, EP4 "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"

After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.

S6, EP23 "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"

When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.

S6, EP24 "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"

When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.

S7, EP1 "818-jklpuzo"

Charlie must decide between his fiancee, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.

S7, EP2 "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"

Charlie's house is taken over by women when Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend move in.

S7, EP3 "Mmm, Fish. Yum"

Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.

S7, EP4 "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

S2, EP13 "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"

When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

S9, EP5 "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro"

Alan tries to come to terms with Lyndsey's past; Walden throws a party at the house.

S8, EP3 "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"

After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

Rerun Air Date: August 26, 2024

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Rerun Air Date: August 26, 2024

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Rerun Air Date: August 26, 2024

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Rerun Air Date: August 26, 2024

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Rerun Air Date: August 26, 2024

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Rerun Air Date: August 26, 2024

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Rerun Air Date: August 26, 2024

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

S2, EP14 "Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts"

Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.

Rerun Air Date: August 27, 2024

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

S8, EP4 "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"

Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.

Rerun Air Date: August 27, 2024

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Rerun Air Date: August 27, 2024

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Rerun Air Date: August 27, 2024

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Rerun Air Date: August 27, 2024

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Rerun Air Date: August 27, 2024

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Rerun Air Date: August 27, 2024

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Rerun Air Date: August 27, 2024

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

S2, EP15 "Smell the Umbrella Stand"

Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.

Rerun Air Date: August 28, 2024

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

S8, EP5 "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"

Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.

Rerun Air Date: August 28, 2024

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Rerun Air Date: August 28, 2024

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Rerun Air Date: August 28, 2024

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Rerun Air Date: August 28, 2024

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Rerun Air Date: August 28, 2024

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Rerun Air Date: August 28, 2024

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

Rerun Air Date: August 28, 2024

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.

S12, EP5 "Oontz Oontz Oontz"

Walden takes in a foster child named Louis but wonders if he made the right decision when they don't bond as he expected.

S12, EP4 "Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight"

A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

S12, EP3 "Glamping in a Yurt"

Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with an adoption social worker; Lyndsey returns from rehab.

S12, EP2 "A Chic Bar in Ibiza"

Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

S12, EP1 "The Ol' Mexican Spinach"

After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life -- but needs Alan's help to do it.

S11, EP22 "Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead"

Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.

S7, EP17 "I Found Your Mustache"

Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

S7, EP16 "Tinkle Like a Princess"

After running off to Las Vegas, Charlie returns with a new wife.

S7, EP15 "Aye, Aye, Captain"

Charlie's relationship with Chelsea is threatened by his jealousy.

S6, EP13 "I Think You Offended Don"

Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father; Jake is in a contentious mood, and Charlie thinks he knows why.

S6, EP12 "Thank God for Scoliosis"

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.

S6, EP11 "The Devil's Lube"

When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.

S6, EP10 "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"

When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.

S6, EP9 "The Mooch at the Boo"

Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car.

S6, EP8 "Pinocchio's Mouth"

Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.

S4, EP23 "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"

Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.

S4, EP22 "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"

Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.

S4, EP21 "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"

Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.

S4, EP20 "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"

Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.

S4, EP19 "Smooth as a Ken Doll"

Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.

S4, EP18 "It Never Rains in Hooterville"

After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.

S4, EP17 "I Merely Slept With a Commie"

Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.

S4, EP16 "Young People Have Phlegm Too"

A more mature woman (Morgan Fairchild) helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.

S4, EP15 "My Damn Stalker"

Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher (Allison Janney).

S4, EP14 "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"

Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields).

S4, EP13 "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"

When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb (Ryan Stiles) making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.

S4, EP12 "Castrating Sheep in Montana"

Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).

S4, EP11 "Walnuts and Demerol"

Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.

S4, EP10 "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"

Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.

S4, EP9 "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"

Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.

S4, EP8 "Release the Dogs"

Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.

S3, EP24 "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"

Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.

S3, EP23 "Arguments for the Quickie"

Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.

S2, EP5 "Bad News From the Clinic"

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

S2, EP4 "Go Get Mommy's Bra"

Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.

S2, EP3 "A Bag Full of Jawea"

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Susan Blakely, Coby Ryan McLaughlin, Jack Plotnick
Original Air Date: Sep 22, 2003
Genres: ComedyTV Series
Rating: TV14
Playback: HD
7 seasons available on demand (36 episodes)
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