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Two and a Half MenChiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.S9, EP7 "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"Jake has feelings for his chemistry tutor, but she has a crush on Walden; Alan becomes obsessed with the journal his brother left him in his will.
S9, EP8 "Thank You for the Intercourse"Alan becomes extremely emotional when Walden redecorates the beach house.
S8, EP9 "A Good Time in Central Africa"Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.
S6, EP5 "A Jock Strap in Hell"The guys run into Jake's former teacher (Alicia Witt) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.
S3, EP9 "Madame and Her Special Friend"A wealthy, elderly woman (Cloris Leachman) sets her sights on Alan.
S3, EP10 "Something Salted and Twisted"Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a "good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy," but it does not impress his mother.
S3, EP11 "Santa's Village of the Damned"Alan dates a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.
S3, EP12 "That Special Tug"Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.
S3, EP13 "Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.
S9, EP9 "Frodo's Headshots"After being released from the hospital, Alan is confronted with challenges that test his mental stability.
S8, EP10 "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.
S9, EP10 "A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes"Walden meets an attractive British woman but remains hesitant to start dating.
S6, EP6 "It's Always Nazi Week"When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.
S3, EP14 "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
S3, EP15 "My Tongue Is Meat"When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.
S3, EP16 "Ergo, the Booty Call"Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
S3, EP17 "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).
S3, EP18 "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.
S3, EP19 "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women.
S9, EP11 "What a Lovely Landing Strip"Bridget (Judy Greer) reappears in Walden's life as he is trying to impress a new love interest.
S8, EP11 "Dead From the Waist Down"Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.
S9, EP12 "One False Move, Zimbabwe!"Alan develops a crush on Walden's visiting mother; a secret comes out about Walden's past.
S6, EP7 "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.
S3, EP20 "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith.
S3, EP21 "And the Plot Moistens"Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi; Charlie helps Jake prepare a song for his audition for the school musical.
S3, EP22 "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
S3, EP23 "Arguments for the Quickie"Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.
S3, EP24 "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.
S4, EP1 "Working for Caligula"Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.
S8, EP12 "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
S9, EP13 "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"When Walden's mother (Mimi Rogers) and ex-wife (Judy Greer) try to take over his company, he turns to Alan for help.
S9, EP14 "A Possum on Chemo"Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
S4, EP2 "Who's Vod Kanockers?"Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.
S6, EP8 "Pinocchio's Mouth"Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.
S4, EP3 "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.
S4, EP4 "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.
S4, EP5 "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"Herb (Ryan Stiles) and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith, so Alan and Charlie take action.
S4, EP6 "Apologies for the Frivolity"Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.
S4, EP7 "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter (Sara Rue); Alan satisfies a secret fetish.
S9, EP15 "The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack"Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
S9, EP16 "Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy"When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained.
S8, EP13 "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
S6, EP9 "The Mooch at the Boo"Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car.
S9, EP17 "Not in My Mouth!"A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship; Alan thinks Lyndsey may have a drinking problem.
S8, EP14 "Looking' for Japanese Subs"Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.
S9, EP18 "The War Against Gingivitis"Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
S6, EP10 "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.
S4, EP14 "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields).
S4, EP15 "My Damn Stalker"Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher (Allison Janney).
S4, EP16 "Young People Have Phlegm Too"A more mature woman (Morgan Fairchild) helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.
S4, EP17 "I Merely Slept With a Commie"Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.
S4, EP18 "It Never Rains in Hooterville"After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.
S4, EP19 "Smooth as a Ken Doll"Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.
S8, EP15 "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.
S6, EP11 "The Devil's Lube"When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.
S8, EP16 "That Darn Priest"Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's "husband"; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.
S6, EP12 "Thank God for Scoliosis"Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.
Rerun Air Date: July 7, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S4, EP21 "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.
S4, EP22 "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.
S4, EP23 "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.
S4, EP24 "Prostitutes and Gelato"Charlie and Alan must confront their "daddy issues" when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.
S5, EP1 "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.
S5, EP2 "Media Room Slash Dungeon"Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.
S1, EP1 "Pilot"Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.
Rerun Air Date: July 8, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S6, EP13 "I Think You Offended Don"Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father; Jake is in a contentious mood, and Charlie thinks he knows why.
Rerun Air Date: July 8, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: July 8, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: July 8, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: July 8, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: July 8, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: July 8, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: July 8, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: July 9, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: July 9, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S1, EP2 "Big Flappy Bastards"Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.
Rerun Air Date: July 9, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S6, EP14 "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"Convinced that Alan is not appreciated by his family, Melissa asks him to live with her and her mother.
Rerun Air Date: July 9, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: July 9, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: July 9, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: July 9, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Rerun Air Date: July 9, 2024Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
S9, EP6 "The Squat and the Hover"Depressed after receiving divorce papers, Walden cheers up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to his ex, Bridget (Judy Greer).
S9, EP5 "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro"Alan tries to come to terms with Lyndsey's past; Walden throws a party at the house.
S9, EP4 "Nine Magic Fingers"Walden searches for love; Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey.
S9, EP3 "Big Girls Don't Throw Food"Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget (Judy Greer); Jake decides to drop out of school like Walden did.
S8, EP8 "Springtime on a Stick"Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.
S8, EP6 "Twanging Your Magic Clanger"Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
S6, EP4 "The Flavin' and the Mavin"Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.
S6, EP3 "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.
S4, EP13 "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb (Ryan Stiles) making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.
S4, EP12 "Castrating Sheep in Montana"Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).
S4, EP11 "Walnuts and Demerol"Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.
S4, EP10 "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.
S4, EP9 "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.
S4, EP8 "Release the Dogs"Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.
S3, EP8 "That Voodoo That I Do Do"Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.
S3, EP7 "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.
S3, EP6 "Hi, Mr. Horned One"Charlie likes dating Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
S3, EP5 "We Called It Mr. Pinky"Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love, and Rose says his inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother.
S3, EP4 "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.
S3, EP3 "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.
S3, EP2 "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.
S3, EP1 "Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts"After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.
S2, EP24 "Does This Smell Funny to You?"Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.
S2, EP23 "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.
S2, EP22 "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.
S2, EP21 "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.
S2, EP20 "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Original Air Date: Sep 22, 2003
Genres: ComedyTV Series
Rating: TV14
Playback: HD
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