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Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
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Original Air Date: Mar 30, 2009

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Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
Starring: Aaron Refvem, Adam Powell, Aja Evans, Alan Mueting, Alicia Witt, Alison Shanks, Amanda Gallo, Amelia Brantley, Amy Hill, Ana Alexander, Anastasia Roark, Andrea Bogart, Andrea Savage, Angus T. Jones, Anna Easteden, Annie Potts, Arthur Darbinyan, Arturo Gil, Ashton Kutcher, Austin Kane, Barry Livingston, Bellamy Young, Billy F. Gibbons, Bob Gebert, Bob Jesser, Bob Levitan, Bob Rusch, Brenda Barsumian, Brendan Patrick Connor, Brenna Gwyn Snowe, Brett Wagner, Brian Hyman, Brian Patrick Wade, Brian Turk, Bridget Flannery, Britney Powell, Brooke Mackenzie, Cait Baunoch, Carl Reiner, Carol Kane, Caroline Bielskis, Carrie Reichenbach, Cazzy Golomb, Cerina Vincent, Charity Hodges, Charlie Dell, Charlie Sheen, Christina Moore, Christine Dunford, Claudia Choi, Clint Carmichael, Clint Culp, Coby Ryan McLaughlin, Conchata Ferrell, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Dakin Matthews, Dan Cole, Dan Foster, Darryl Sivad, Darryl Stephens, David Mattey, David Williams, Daya Vaidya, Debra D. Holt, Denise Loveday-Kane, Desi Lydic, Di Guan, Diora Baird, Doug Mitchell, Dusty Hill, Eben Ham, Eddie Gorodetsky, Eddie Van Halen, Elena Lyons, Elijah Michael Lee, Elizabeth Ho, Emilio Estevez, Emily Rose, Emmanuelle Vaugier, Enrique Iglesias, Eric Allan Kramer, Erin O'Shaughnessy, Erinn Hayes, Ernie Grunwald, Eugene Byrd, Eve Gordon, Ewan Chung, Frances Fisher, Frank Beard, Frankie J. Allison, George Eads, Gerald Brodin, Gracie Maddox, Graham Patrick Martin, Haitao Duan, Hayley Erin, Helena Mattsson, Henry Dittman, Holland Taylor, Hollie Stenson, Hope Allen, Hyacinth Nier, Ian "Blaze" Kelly, Ingrid Rogers, Ion Overman, Iqbal Theba, J.D. Walsh, J.J. Rodgers, J.J. Snyder, Jack Plotnick, Jackie Zane, Jacqueline Lord, Jaimarie Bjorge, Jamal Duff, Jamal Thomas, James Earl Jones, James Edson, Jamie Rose, Jamison Haase, Jana Ramsey, Jane Lynch, Janeane Garofalo, Jeanette O'Connor, Jeanine Giovanni, Jeanne Simpson, Jeff Clarke, Jeff Staron, Jen Lilley, Jenn Liu, Jenna Elfman, Jennifer Bowman, Jennifer C. Sparks, Jennifer Keyes, Jennifer O'Dell, Jennifer Taylor, Jenny McCarthy, Jeremy Scott Johnson, Jesse Mackey, Jessica Hall, Jim Grollman, Jim Lau, Jim Marshall, Jodi Lyn O'Keefe, Joe Dietl, Joe Gieb, Joel Murray, Joey Gaytan, John Amos, John Burke, John Carney, Jon Cryer, Jon Polito, Joseph Griffo, Jud Tylor, Judd Nelson, Judith Drake, Julia K., Julie Berlin, Julie Dickens, Juliette Goglia, Justin Alston, Justine Eyre, Kate Luyben, Katherine LaNasa, Kathryn Gordon, Katrina Nelson, Katy Mixon, Keena Ferguson, Kelly Stables, Kelly-Ann Tursi, Ken Lerner, Kevin Bickford, Kimberly Quinn, Kris Iyer, Krista Allen, Krista Kalmus, Kristin Bauer van Straten, Kristin Dattilo, Kurt Scholler, Larry Cedar, Laura McLauchlin, Lexi Jourden, Lilli Birdsell, Lillian Adams, Lisa Jay, Liz Vassey, Louisette Geiss, Macey Cruthird, Madison Mason, Magdalena Holland, Marc Mazur, Marc Siciliani, Marin Hinkle, Mark Deklin, Martin Mull, Matt Cates, Matt McKenzie, Meagan Fay, Meagen Fay, Meeghan Holaway, Melanie Lynskey, Melinda Augustina, Michael Clarke Duncan, Michael Lowry, Michael Wallace, Mike Connors, Mikki Padilla, Ming Na, Ming Wen, Ming-Na Wen, Missi Pyle, Monica Young, Nadia Bjorlin, Nadine Ellis, Nakia Syvonne, Natalie Denise Sperl, Nayo K. Wallace, Nectar Rose, Nicole Forester, Nicole Greenwood, Nicole Malgarini, Nikita Ager, Paget Brewster, Paige Peterson, Paulina Olszynski, Peter Hulne, Ping Wu, Rachel Cannon, Rebecca McFarland, Rena Sofer, Rib Hillis, Richard Kind, Richard Lewis, Richard V. Licata, Richard Whiten, Rob Poynter, Robert Clotworthy, Robert Wagner, Rochelle Greenwood, Rodney J. Hobbs, Ronobir Lahiri, Ryan Stiles, Sacheen Padilla, Sandra Dee Robinson, Sandra Marshall, Sara Sanderson, Scott Barrows, Scott McShane, Sergio Kato, Shane Roney, Shantel Wislawski, Skyler Caleb, Stacy Keach, Steffani Brass, Steve Hynter, Steve Hytner, Steve Tom, Steven Eckholdt, Steven Tyler, Sun Park, Susan Blakely, Tabitha Morella, Tamara Knausz, Thomas F. Wilson, Tina Morasco, Tinashe Kachingwe, Tom Virtue, Tonita Castro, Tricia Helfer, Tricia O'Kelley, Tyler Shamy, Valery Ortiz, Verne Troyer, Virginia Williams, Will Sasso, ZZ Top, Zachary Polmanteer
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Genres: ComedyTV Series
Rating: TV14
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