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Grumpy Old Men

John Gustafson (Jack Lemmon) and Max Goldman (Walter Matthau) are two curmudgeonly neighbors who have been at each other's throats for years. The rivalry of the former friends intensifies when Ariel (Ann-Margret) comes along and provides a love interest for both of them. When Max finds out that John is experiencing family troubles and financial ruin, however, he steps in to help. Their bond is further cemented when John has a health scare and Max makes the ultimate sacrifice for his friend.

Grumpier Old Men

Elderly, angling and contentious friends Max (Walter Matthau) and John (Jack Lemmon) back-burner their bickering when their kids (Kevin Pollak, Daryl Hannah) get engaged, but fishing season opens a can of romantic worms as newcomer Maria (Sophia Loren) plans to turn their beloved bait shop into a restaurant. Botched matchmaking leads to some major romantic mix-ups, until an unexpected death in the family helps everyone realize that the most important thing in life is love.

Tommy Boy

After his beloved father (Brian Dennehy) dies, dimwitted Tommy Callahan (Chris Farley) inherits a near-bankrupt automobile parts factory in Sandusky, Ohio. His brand new stepmother, Beverly (Bo Derek), wants to cash out and close, but Tommy's sentimental attachment to his father's employees spurs him to make one last-ditch effort to find someone who will buy their products. With his father's tightly wound assistant, Richard (David Spade), in tow, Tommy hits the road to scare up some new clients.

Grumpy Old Men

John Gustafson (Jack Lemmon) and Max Goldman (Walter Matthau) are two curmudgeonly neighbors who have been at each other's throats for years. The rivalry of the former friends intensifies when Ariel (Ann-Margret) comes along and provides a love interest for both of them. When Max finds out that John is experiencing family troubles and financial ruin, however, he steps in to help. Their bond is further cemented when John has a health scare and Max makes the ultimate sacrifice for his friend.

Grumpier Old Men

Elderly, angling and contentious friends Max (Walter Matthau) and John (Jack Lemmon) back-burner their bickering when their kids (Kevin Pollak, Daryl Hannah) get engaged, but fishing season opens a can of romantic worms as newcomer Maria (Sophia Loren) plans to turn their beloved bait shop into a restaurant. Botched matchmaking leads to some major romantic mix-ups, until an unexpected death in the family helps everyone realize that the most important thing in life is love.

Major League

The new owner of the Cleveland Indians, former showgirl Rachel Phelps (Margaret Whitton), has a sweetheart deal to move the team to Miami. But to break the lease with the city of Cleveland, ticket sales have to plummet. So Phelps hires the most incompetent players available, including near-blind pitcher Rick Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) and injury-prone catcher Jake Taylor (Tom Berenger). But her villainous tactics accidentally foster a can-do team spirit, turning the Indians into potential winners.

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Two and a Half Men

S2, EP21 "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"

When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.

Two and a Half Men

S2, EP22 "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"

After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.

Two and a Half Men

S2, EP23 "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"

Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.

Two and a Half Men

S2, EP24 "Does This Smell Funny to You?"

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.

Two and a Half Men

S3, EP1 "Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts"

After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.

Two and a Half Men

S3, EP2 "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"

Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.

Two and a Half Men

S3, EP3 "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"

Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.

Two and a Half Men

S3, EP11 "Santa's Village of the Damned"

Alan dates a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.

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